In the interest of being a good citizen, here are our tips for some searchers who have happened across this blog.
The person who searched for "treif guitar" might want to try this!
The person who searched for "chosson kallah fanfare" might consider the riff from the J. Geils Band’s “Centerfold” or, in a jazzier vein, the A section to Thelonius Monk’s “In Walked Bud.” Note: We’re basing our suggestions on the apparent minhag hamakom here in the tri-state area that the melody used for the fanfare must be derived from a secular tune. However, be aware that some who hold by this minhag are of the opinion that the intro fanfare MUST be either the riff from Baker Street, Final Countdown, Eye of the Tiger, or some combination of the above.
We have no idea where to refer the person who searched for "Cleveland+Lakewood+yeshiva+blog
Ditto the person who searched for Abish Brodt's career. Sorry.