Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Shana Tova!

And the winner (by a landslide) of this holiday's Maccabeats/Fountainheads holiday video competition is.... Shana Tova!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Off the Cuff...

Confidential to the well-meaning friends of the new couple... Bringing handcuffs out on the dance floor to chain the couple together might seem like a good idea. However, if you're going to do this, you might want to get real cuffs, not the cheap ones from the dodgy store downtown. That is, unless you want to take the groom out of the first dance for five minutes while you desperately try to unlock the cuffs, which have closed too tightly, and are cutting off circulation. Just saying...

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Union Do's

There's a nice little exchange in the current Local 802 union newsletter "Allegro". It really speaks for itself about union values and respect for members hard-earned $.
An investment in chairs? My eyes nearly popped out when I just read in the July/August Allegro that the Executive Board has voted, nearly unanimously, to spend $1,169 each for 20 new chairs for the board room. Am I reading this right? Are we really about to spend more than twenty-three thousand dollars for new chairs for the board? Please tell me there is a decimal point missing somewhere. Scott Robinson
Recording Vice President John O’Connor replies: I am sympathetic to Scott’s point of view. If I were looking at this without background, I would probably have the same first reaction. However, there was a consensus among the board that it was time to get new chairs. Our old chairs had lasted more than 20 years but were at the end of their lives. When we began pricing well-crafted, American-made chairs, we quickly got a lesson in the retail market value of such an item – and it was eye-opening. In the end, a majority of my fellow officers and I did indeed vote to purchase 20 new chairs at $1,169 each. And this price, believe it or not, was a bargain. We consider the chairs to be a capital investment, one that will last for decades. In fact, the new chairs have improved the Executive Board room so much that it was like redecorating the entire room. Finally, it’s worth mentioning that this room is where many of our most important negotiations and meetings take place.
The attempt to claim it as a bargain is hysterical.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Aish Gets Burned!

So Aish Hatorah released a viral Rosh Hashana video. Quite a few bloggers are not fans. See Tzig's "Rushishono's In the House", Dov Bear's "Another Aish video insults our intelligence", and Chakira's "hear deep in with your mouth".