"I was at a wedding recently, and the band was playing way too loud. So, I went over to the bandleader and asked him to lower the volume. He refused and told me that's what the bride and groom wanted.Turns out this exchange happened at his own child's wedding.
So, I told him...
I don't care what you say my daughter wants! I'm the one paying you, so turn it down now!"
Note to bandleaders: if you don't play too loud, this won't happen to you.