Friday, March 20, 2009

Pre-Pesach Peeps

Some recent "peeps" for y'all...

The Chassidish caterer who told the Klezmer trio w/ one intermarried and one non-Jewish member: "It's nice to see a band that's all unzere heimishe Yidden."

The Seinfeld fan MC who introduces the groom's speech by describing him as the "master of his domain."

The Neturei Karta chassidim protesting outside an engagement party because the shul had hosed a Nefesh B'nefesh meeting earlier that morning. When told he was protesting an engagement, the leader of the group shrugged and said: "Nu, it's good for them also to hear it."

The groom who, in thanking his parents, said: "Dad, unlike mom, you know the value of silence."

The new gear guy, who comes over at gigs and ID's any new gear we might have added to our setup since the last time he's seen us.