In the spirit of the season, we are pleased to bring you news headlines the J-media will not be bringing you. Besides, Rabbi Zev Brenner needs some more material for his Purim show. (Hi, Zev!)
Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Position To Enter "A Jewish Star" Competition
Hasidic Pop Stars Release Music Video In Support of Convicted Child Molester Nechemia Weberman (Sadly, this could happen)
After Falling Off Charts, Matisyahu Opens "Matisyahu Orchestra & Singers" Office in Boro Park
Aaron Teitelbaum Productions and Shelly Lang Orchestras To Merge
Rabbi Amnon Yitzchak Rally At Nassau Coliseum Banned
BMG Announces 1st Annual Fundraising Concert Featuring Shyne, Shtar, and Kosha Dills.
Maccabeats 'Tzom Gedalya' Single Debuts At #1 On Billboard Charts
Airmont Shul Franchises To Open In Monroe, W'Burg, New Square, and Meah Shearim
Beis Yaakov Rebbetzin To Launch Facebook Competitor To be Called Soulbook
New Crowd-Funding Websites Indie-Schnorrers and Schnorrer-Starters Launched
Avraham Fried Wins "A Jewish Star" Competition
Lipa Schmeltzer Enrolls In YCT Semicha Program
HASC Concert Announces Next Year's Event To Be For Men Only
Previous years' Purim headlines can be found here, here, here, here, here, and here.