Worried that you invited too many guests or ordered too many musicians for your simcha?
Well, fret no more! Introducing the "Simcha Camouflage Set"
Your "choshuva" guests will now look like the Rabbonim who enacted the takana.
Your extra musicians can now look like "schnorrers."(Don't you wish they charged like one?)I've actually seen professional videographers work "undercover" at affairs for communities where VCR's (or wedding videos) have been banned.