He Who Pays The Piper Calls The Tunes!

So this older gentleman comes over at tonight's gig to compliment our volume and shares the following story.

"I was at a wedding recently, and the band was playing way too loud. So, I went over to the bandleader and asked him to lower the volume. He refused and told me that's what the bride and groom wanted.

So, I told him...

I don't care what you say my daughter wants! I'm the one paying you, so turn it down now!"

Turns out this exchange happened at his own child's wedding.

Note to bandleaders: if you don't play too loud, this won't happen to you.