I Don't Blame Him.

Here's Baraita:

"Yes, 'Al Kol Eleh' is often performed to extremely cheesy accompaniment and has questionable subtext on several levels, but it still makes me sniffle. Even in bad English translation. D., on the other hand, has trouble restraining the urge to sing 'Ukelele.' Heathen."

I don't blame him. There are certain things that just stick. If I had a dollar for every kid who sang "pork chops" instead of "purkan" in "Al Hanisim"...